Heelside Test Rider “The Gits” has been raising the gnar bar shreding all thane he could get his hands on! In the issue 05 of Heelside The Gits will tell all about what he found out about all freeride wheels on the market.
- The Gits is a Freak
- His bones are composite Carbon Fibre and Kevlar
- Skin is Part / Urethane / Part flesh, with a high content of vitamin C
- He has so much energy he never stops hence why he is the ultimate Test Rider
- He Dosent Speak English Rather his own Language that sounds like a TV on no channel
- He is not from this earth, the reason he wears the lycra suit is because the sun & moon light are very damaging to his skin.
- He loves to kill & destroy things (especially new equipment)
- He isnt the happiest of people
- His favourite Tool is the “Gnar Bar” he uses this to measure how good things are and of course to shred things and opponent’s
- His style is like no one around, always rolling with angry fists and arms down
- He skates both Natural & Goofy
- He would rather skate up hill towing behind cars doing slides uphill all day
- His other love apart from Skating & Shreding new gear is Death Metal
- He lives on a stable diet of Oranges only
